the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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