yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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