If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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