hell yes lets make some ravioli
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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