I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
foreskin is a definite game changer
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
