i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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