It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize