My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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