All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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