He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We're too hungover to prance.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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