Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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