Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You were trust falling into bushes
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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