Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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