HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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