Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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