Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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