i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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