Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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