it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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