I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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