Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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