is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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