I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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