i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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