the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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