dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My vagina is very pro this idea
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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