I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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