yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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