Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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