I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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