no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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