he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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