i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize