I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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