Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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