your room smells of hookers.
And success
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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