I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
send nudes
from the living room?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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