Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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