STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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