"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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