ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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