A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
