You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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