i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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