no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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