just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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