so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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