you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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