I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's shark week go big or go home
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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