we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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