problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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