All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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