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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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