Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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