Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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