bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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